Sure he’s got big eyes, crazy hair and an unnatural love for ‘Hello Kitty’ … plus he lives in Krautland … but he is incredibly smart, gotexperience, knows all about web 2.0 and is very much intune with people, brands and creativity.

He’s been talking to a bunch of advertising types for a while and yet, for some reason, no agency has snapped him up.

Is it because he originates from Southampton?  Is it because of the iPOD Singing?  Is it because he doesn’t avoid asking the hard questions?  Is it because he doesn’t have friends called Tarquin?

WELL SURELY THAT’S EXACTLY WHY YOU SHOULD HIRE HIM!

Anyway we decided to create this on-line petition in the hope that certain people in Adland will see many others think he is a smart guy … and maybe, just maybe, give him a chance to blossom and shine in their organisation.

He knows nothing about this … and is probably mortified about it … but we don’t care, we need the karma points, so come on … sign up to get him signed up!

Oh, and if you wonder why the people behind this site don’t give him a gig … it’s because we’re not in Krautland and we have enough iPOD singers in our place already!